When you walk out onto a freshly frozen lake

“Hey, you’re standing on thin ice, pal!”

I got confused between Jacuzzi and Yakuza. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

the jets started, and everyone sounded like a crooner just showed up

In a twist of fate, “J’acuzzi!” is what French people yell when yeeting themselves into a jacuzzi.

phew, that was capillotracted

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