Cockring?

For the Emperor!

Is this a pop culture reference?

Maybe is vacationing in United Kingdom

Corkscrew Tongue Dildo Carnage

Rosetta? What language are you learning?

Most handgun calibre rounds are, well, round, for the most part. Bullets get the pointy end as we move towards bigger calibres, right?

You invent “sheeting”, which is shooting twice at the same time.

And it seems like a really egregious error with punctuation, too.

Probably. A startup flush with cash could probably afford to hire good talent.

Procreate means to reproduce.

The counterpoint references yhe fact that the GNU version is Gimp which is a term also used to refer to a submissive in an extreme fetish related domain.

Microsoft gets shafted

lol. lmao even.

In proportion to their bodies, yes?

Usually, breaks happen when you’re trying to change something - if you aren’t trying to install something or change some configuration everything that works will keeps working.

Only as wild as a website called learnfrench to have text in english

😭 Congratulations

Much more I think. The initial setup is the hard part, and I would recommend keeping a second computer on the side so you can keep trouble shooting when your display driver shits the bed or your wifi module decides it would like to take a nap.

Black Mirror Episode

Those machines will explode if you open chrome

A scholar and a gentleman!