7 of these don’t belong

Why is there a spider on my solitaire card? Where the fuck is my Minesweeper and Netscape Navigator?

Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.

I think it’s about the Integrated Drive Electronics interface standard created by Western Digital, not some nerd shit.

I thought they were all SATA-nists, but NVMe.

Nice jumper. ;)

But they would also say that in response to a 100% accurate retelling.

And those hands are way too big.

The article doesn’t seem to specify whether Pedro had earned the treat for himself? I don’t see the harm in a little self-care/occasional treat?

Now, now, I’m sure the first guy was “enhancing” his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it’s not the size of the disk, it’s the gesticulation of the allocation.

I admit poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid #2.

I’ve enjoyed my NVIDIA Shield, though it’s arguably a bit long in the tooth if they’re still full price.

I agree, I was just wondering how to get to Heaven, but others have pointed out F-18s, a new Tower of Babel, etc…so I think we’re set.

And now you’re water-based pooping.

Fair. And maybe you could put the F-18 runway at the top.

Unless you flip it over, then it doubles the seating capacity AND makes it more stable.

How would we get to Heaven without religion?

Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.

Tuna.

Unless you want a free energy/levitation machine.